Yep, I Watched The Roll Call

Hillary Clinton, for the second night in a row, you were a class act.

As for the rest of you ...

Connecticut, that was closer than it needed to be. Get with the program. Democrats abroad, make up your minds. Iowa, wear a fucking necktie, for god's sake. Maine, that's about what I would've expected you to look like. Massachusetts, see Connecticut. Nevada, you've been smoking your whole life, haven't you.

Deleware, nicely done. You got to the point, and you were unanimous for Obama. Many of you states, on the other hand, should be limited to only as many words as you have votes.

And ALL of you Southern states need to learn how to elocute.