Vegas Made Me Sleepy

Yes, I haven’t posted in a while. It’s not because there’s been a shortage of material. I took a little trip to Las Vegas for my birthday last weekend, and I’m just now catching up on sleep.

But it was a good time. We met a high-roller at the Stratosphere sportsbook (who, by the way, was very impressed that I went to Vegas with me and three women). I had a drink in my hand the entire time. And I even hit on two slutty looking women, at about 2 a.m. Monday morning, when the room I was sharing with others was occupied, and I was playing nickel video poker to kill time, and the only other people within 50 yards were these two young women at a slot machine one row over, and every time they would put in their money and hit the button they would yell “GIVE IT TO ME!”, (and by the way that’s the slot machine button, not each other’s … oh, never mind), and after watching this performance for a while I finally decided that if I didn’t go over and at least try to talk to them, I might as well turn in my dick right now.

We also saw a really good comedy show, and the pirate show at Treasure Island, and played a lot of Pai Gao Poker.

At any rate, I’m trying to catch up now. There will be a flurry of posts today and tomorrow. Hope you enjoy!